ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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