I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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