How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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