so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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