You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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