Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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