How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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