some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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