pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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