His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
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You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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