doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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