Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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