And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
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You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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