He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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