I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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