Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
...so i touched it.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
How does one acquire holy water?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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