Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Dick very happy bro
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
