Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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