When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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