Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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