In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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