he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize