he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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