Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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