Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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