A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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