I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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