How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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