Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
