You really coming over, don't trick.
She announced her abortion via fbk
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
she peed on how many people?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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