His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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