I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Pooping to opera.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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