did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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