But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i love accidental penises.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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