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I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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