idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
be right there i have to get my cape
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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