I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just pee around me
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
