I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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