I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
FUCK WHALES
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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