I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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