I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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