I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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