I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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