You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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