Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Randomize
