what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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