Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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