Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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