youre lurking in front of me
Soap is not a condiment
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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