you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Panties = found
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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