...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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