I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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