my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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