I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Ambien. No doubt about it.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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