You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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