why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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