Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
