i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Soap is not a condiment
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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